吉姆·法尼

Jim Varney

饰：Ernest P. Worrell

卡里姆·阿卜杜尔-贾巴尔

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

饰：The Archangel of Basketball

杰伊•布兰泽

Jay Brazeau

饰：Mr. Zamiel Moloch

米莱斯·弗谷森

Myles Ferguson

饰：Johnny

查尔斯·安德烈

Charles Andre

饰：Medic

Jim Dunn

饰：Spaghetti Man

David Jacox

饰：Bicyclist

布伦达·克里奇洛

Brenda Crichlow

饰：Jackie

Brent Woolsey

饰：Crystal Man,(as Brent Woolsley)

Stevie Vallance

饰：Ms. Erma Terradiddle,(as Louise Vallance)

小米盖尔-A·努耐兹

Miguel A. Núñez Jr.

饰：T.J.,(as Miguel A. Nunez Jr.)

查尔斯·佩恩

Charles Payne

饰：Opponent 1,(as Charles Payne)

西尔克·科扎特

Cylk Cozart

饰：Barry Worth

Richard Leacock

饰：Walter

Aaron Joseph

饰：Quincy Worth, Barry's Son

格雷格·罗杰斯

Greg Rogers

饰：Suit 1

Douglas Newell

Douglas Newell

饰：Sarge, the Head Guard of Mall

洛恩森·钱伯斯

Lossen Chambers

饰：Dr. Love, the Sport Radio Woman

科林·劳伦斯

Colin Lawrence

饰：Tommy T.

Lester Barrie

饰：Willie

Henry O. Watson

Henry O. Watson

饰：Mr. Ellis, the Mall Chief

A.J. Bond

饰：Little Ernest

Christopher Turner

Christopher Turner

饰：Bobby

Nathaniel DeVeaux

Nathaniel DeVeaux

饰：Ref,(as Nathaniel Deveaux)

Babe Dolan

饰：Old Lady

Gerry Nairn

Gerry Nairn

饰：Announcer

Brian Arnold

Brian Arnold

饰：ESPN Correspondent